Here the child is saying, "I love this park and I'm never going home! I love you, park, I love, love, love you."
"Shouldn't someone be making sure I don't fall instead of taking my picture?"
I apologize for how dark this picture is. You can see it if your screen is tilted just right. Here our subject is thinking, "I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." Such a deep child.
"I love applesauce and it's so nice having a bald house boy to clean up my messes!" 
"Having read all of the literature on the subject, I must now ponder the subject."
"They're never going to feed me. Looks like I'll have to fend for myself again."
This one may be hard to guess this one, but he's thinking, "I am really happy."
Same here.
Same here.
Avi is thinking, "You better get the picture the first time; I am NOT doing this again."
Itai is thinking, "Is he really going to kiss me or am I about to get tackled...again?"
"Mommy and daddy really left me with this guy? They're gone for 30 seconds and look what he has me wearing!"
"Is there something on my face? That would be embarrassing in such a public place!"
As you may have guessed, both are thinking, "Open the pool and let us in!" (It opens on Saturday, anyone wanna take my kids to the pool so I don't have to be seen without a shirt?)
"Guess what I want to be for Halloween!"
Are you not convinced? Just let me know where I can pick up the checks!
"Mommy and daddy really left me with this guy? They're gone for 30 seconds and look what he has me wearing!"
"Is there something on my face? That would be embarrassing in such a public place!"
As you may have guessed, both are thinking, "Open the pool and let us in!" (It opens on Saturday, anyone wanna take my kids to the pool so I don't have to be seen without a shirt?)
"Guess what I want to be for Halloween!"
Are you not convinced? Just let me know where I can pick up the checks!
4 comments:
LOL. Cute pictures...and you're always inventing such useful things... I think you're getting jipped on the royalties though!
If I still had kids who didn't speak, I'd sure want one. :)
Awesome pictures! I love the interpretation too!
Dear Jared,
I have viewed your latest and greatest invention - the K.I.D. I was so surprised to see this amazing invention work with such precision and accuracy. The captions on your pictures are, no doubt, completely authentic. I am also hoping that I will be able to use this device on my husband. Your post has convinced me, without a doubt, that I need one of your amazing devices. Please mail one to us immediately -- name the price, and we will write you a check.
Sincerely,
The Terry Family
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