Once upon a time a beautiful princess was born in a distant land. She was happy (though you couldn't tell it from this picture.) She was the cutest little girl in all the land.
She was so loved that the people searched the kingdom far and wide to bring her the largest birthday candle in all the land. The candle made her very happy.
Eventually this beautiful princess was taken into the king's army. There she became the most beautiful soldier in the army. All the other soldiers were afraid of her because of her great beauty and because she wrote more tickets than any other princess.
Later she was sent to another land even farther away. In this new land they spoke a strange language, but she soon found many friends. Before long she was the most loved foreigner in this strange land. Just when she was comfortable there and sure that she wanted to stay her father came to bring her home. Unfortunately her father was robbed of his traveling papers by a villain. Through the use of magical powers they were able to find his papers at the nearest town guard station.
Once again she was sent to a far away land. In this land she found herself teaching people about her home and her language and once again the people loved her. She met many people in her time in this far away land, but it was on a day in February that she met the luckiest man in the world. His luck was so great that she, after much tutoring and teasing, remembered his name and agreed to accompany him to dinner.
His luck was strong enough to spend all of her valuable time with him. One day he asked her to spend the rest of eternity with her. Luckily for him he was the luckiest man on earth otherwise he never would have been able to convince her to marry him.
Happy Valentine's Day to my original and only Valentine. I love you, Deborah. Thank you for making me the luckiest man on earth.